We Built this City on Something Which May Once Have Resembled Rock and/or Roll, But Now Is Muzak (At Best) or Bamboo Under the Fingernails (At Worst)

We've got that ad all over TV with Eric Clapton pimping the new T-Mobile limited edition Fender phone, and a thought occurs: is there a less rock -n- roll song supposedly about rock -n- roll than Clapton's "I've Got a Rock 'N' Roll Heart"? Excluding, of course, the all-time classic (and hands down worst song ever) "We Built This City".

This is group participation, folks. Let me know your picks for the lamest "meta-rock" songs (songs about rock -n- roll). Leave them in the comments below . . . along with your playlists, of course.

In Rotation

• Eugene Chadbourne: Country Protest Anew
• Henry Flynt: New American Ethnic Music Vol. 2: Spindizzy
• Debussey: L'Apres-midi d'un faune, Nocturnes, La Mer
• MX-80 Sound: Crowd Control, Out of the Tunnel
• Skeleton Crew: Country of Blinds
• Mofungo: End of the World Pt. 2
• Verdi: Requiem
• Sunn O))): Monoliths and Dimensions
• Various Artists: Frank Johnson's Favorites (a Ralph Records sampler)
• Paul "Wine" Jones: Pucker Up, Buttercup
• Pink Floyd: selections from the Syd Barrett era
• Willie Nelson: Greatest Hits
• Shostokovich: Symphony No. 5
• LaMonte Young: The Melodic Version of the Second Dream of The High-Tension Line Stepdown Transformer from The Four Dreams of China
• Neil Young: On the Beach
• Charles Ives: Piano Sonata No. 2 & Songs
• Mekons: Slightly South of the Border & Edge of the World
  
• Mono: Hymn to the Immortal Wind